Stumped on what to give Dad fir Father’s Day? Yew will be re-leafed to know that we’ve rounded up our favorite nature-themed dad jokes. These jokes might be sappy, but we ash-ure you they wood make your dad chuckle.
Nature is so resourceful. It can make dew with just water.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Why was the whale sad? It lost its porpoise.
Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
For a fungi to grow, you must give it as mushroom as possible.
The sea cucumber turns to the octopus and sea urchin and says: “With friends like these, who needs anemones?”
I was going to grow some herbs, but I couldn’t find the thyme.
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
Why doesn't the sun need to go to college? Beause it already has millions of degrees.
What happened when Ally Algae and Freddy Fungus started dating? They took a lichen to each other.
Hey flower lovers: What did the male stamen say to the female pistil? I like your style.
Why can you never trust atoms? They make up everything.
I saw a beaver movie last night. It was the best dam movie I have ever seen.
A forester is walking through the forest and a tree yells, “Stop! You can't cut me down, I’m a talking tree!” The forester responds: “Yeah, and you’ll dialogue.”
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
How do you catch a rare pygmy rabbit? Unique up on it.
A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks: “Is this stool taken?”
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
Why didn’t the seagull fly over the bay? Because then it’d be a baygull!
Why couldn’t the shellfish farmer go for a run? He pulled a mussel.
Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.
I couldn’t marry the gardener. He was too rough around the hedges.
HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!
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